"N-no, we're gonna, we, you--" Artie sighs and rubs his forehead. "Alright, nevermind. Fine. Just try, try to pay attention."

Crimony, is this a Secret Service division or a daycare center? Oh well.

Artie pulls a pair of manila folders from his black bag and hands them out. "Gary and Jillian Whitman--take one each--aka more aliases than I would care to mention. They are small-time thieves who have inexplicably hit the big time."